Monthly Archives: May 2009

The CIA’s 5 Most Mind Blowing Experiments With LSD

New feature article up at Cracked, (hopefully the first of many,) regarding the long and storied CIA tradition of trippin’ balls and bangin’ hos. This article finally tells you exactly who to blame for hippies, and the answer may surprise … Continue reading

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The 5 Most Bizarre Ninja Turtle Rip-offs of the ’90s

New blog up at Atom regarding children’s television from almost twenty years ago, because I am mentally stuck in a retarded timewarp. However, just by looking at that image – man-sharks horrified by the tragedy of their own bodies – … Continue reading

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The Six Creepiest Abandoned Places

Hey look! Here’s a list of things that may or may not also have jokes in it! WE’RE GONNA CHANGE THE WORLD WITH INNOVATIONS LIKE THIS. New blog up at Atom regarding my obsession with apocalyptic environments that I tried … Continue reading

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The Five Most Badass Real Life Game Weapons

New article up at GameSpy, featuring those heroes of the internet: Nerds with construction skills. If you’ve ever wanted to see a man trying to balance an eight foot sword on top of a beer-belly, this is your article. Digg … Continue reading

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If the Characters on ‘Lost’ Told the Truth

New article up at Cracked, wherein I basically swear at Lost for a thousand words or so…because I have to wait like a god damn year to find out if everybody exploded or not. The fuck kind of cliffhanger is … Continue reading

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The Terrifying Implications of the First Human Clone

New blog up at Atom, regarding the madman in charge of the first human clone. Seriously, the guy is so terrifying and ominous, I would be surprised if he DIDN’T march across the face of this earth with his army … Continue reading

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A Typical Day at the Office, As Told by Police Reports.

New article up on Cracked, wherein everybody gets arrested for drunken sexual molestation. Because it’s Wednesday, that’s why. They should consider themselves lucky it wasn’t Felony Friday, that shit gets real. Please Digg it here or just snuggle up to … Continue reading

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