Monthly Archives: February 2008

Threatening MacGyver.

This one’s for all the none of you that asked for more of my deformed characters. Don’t worry, this is about the last of them and I’ll be back with written content in the next day or so. But first, … Continue reading

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Will it scan?

I’ve just bought a scanner, and that means you will be seeing way too much of some of the following things: 1.) Half-completed scans of my terrified cat 2.) My bizarre and let’s be honest, childish drawings 3.) Flattened cock … Continue reading

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Caution! Low flying ZINGERS!

What celebrity beef-bucket was recently spotted causing Chaos with his tragic car Crash? This stud-pastry was c-Ryan after the accident and probably wished he hadn’t gone for that last Phillipe at the local gas station, when his fuel tank was … Continue reading

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You got your classic nudes in my American tragedy…

So, I was expecting that because I posted a carefully worded, reasonable plea (read: shameless fucking begging) a decent amount of people would help me out in pushing that article. I expected maybe 10% of the people that come through … Continue reading

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Important – I need your help.

Hey, I wrote this: The Most Bizarre Oscar Controversies of All Time Go there, enjoy. Okay, you may have heard me talking about some big news, so here’s the deal: Atomfilms.com has contacted me about some work with them. They’re … Continue reading

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A Beginner’s Guide to a Safe and Productive High-five

Note: I originally wrote this as my final for a technical writing class. It was not received well. I think this is mostly because technical writers are not well known for their great and boundless humor in all aspects of … Continue reading

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On the nature of Freedom…

In honor of President’s Day and in celebration of the great leaders our noble nation recognizes, I would like to share with you my feelings on exactly what freedom means. Freedom is like my penis. These are two separate and … Continue reading

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