Category Archives: Asides

A Pledge to Conan from the Fans Who Got Him Into This Mess

There’s a new column up at Cracked, where I promise to try to remember to try to support Conan maybe. Also, I shed some light on the oft-overlooked controversy surrounding Jay Leno and George Lopez and the many, many women, … Continue reading

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Canadians can read your mind. They’re just too polite to mention anything.

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This week’s Cracked column is up over here, wherein I kill a promising young student for really just no reason at all. If you support unjustified murder, you can Digg it here. I, for one, would really appreciate it. The … Continue reading

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More horror right here courtesy of evolution or Jesus, whichever wins in a fistfight can take credit I guess. Digg it here and help those poor starving, nightmare-besieged African children.

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New Atom article up, about how Tetris cures Posttraumatic Stress Disorder, which is, amazingly enough, not a complete lie. I know, I’m just as surprised as you are. Digg it here please, and support our troops…by playing video games.

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New Cracked column up over here about the bizarre and possibly bullshit ways that science thinks video games are screwing over your health. Digg it here, because you need to know exactly how video games could cause you to piss … Continue reading

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New Atom blog over at (surprise!) Atom! I’m just trying to help Obama not transform into a Segway. That is a horrible thing to transform into, and all the other Transformers would laugh at him. Digg it here, if you … Continue reading

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