M. Night Shyamalan is Making a Trilogy. Of Movies. Really.

New column up at Cracked which, as you may have guessed by the title, is about M. Night Shyamalan’s new trilogy of thrillers. Now, I don’t want to spoil anything… but I absolutely do that a lot of times in this article. So I guess that was a lie. I want to spoil a lot of things. I just…I just hate that you’re happy. But hey, to make it up to you: There’s some jokes about lesbians and particle colliders in there. Fun for the whole family. Digg it!