Monthly Archives: October 2009

The 8 Manliest Images on the Internet

There’s a new post up on Cracked today, and instead of writing a misleadingly enticing synopsis of it for you, I’m just going to list the entries and let you decide if it’s worth reading: Hawk Pimp, Para-Hawker, Bear Robbery, … Continue reading

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Wait, which night?

You know it’s wrong, and immoral, and unsafe, and an all around bastardly thing to do, but honestly now, is there any better feeling than getting a vicious buzz on and coasting down an empty backroad at four in the … Continue reading

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A Touching Children’s Book (Written While High)

A new column is up at Cracked today, and really the only thing I have to say about this is as follows: Do not attempt this at home. Oh, I don’t mean “don’t huff gasoline” or “don’t burn your friends … Continue reading

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The 5 Most Badass Things You Can Actually Ride to Work

There’s a new column up at Cracked, regarding all of the things I wish my Kia was instead of a deathtrap. I would pound out a few more humorous sentences enticing you toward what is surely going to be the … Continue reading

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Choose Your Own Adventure (On Drugs): Sloshed at Sea!

There’s a new column up at Cracked, another in the CYOA(OD) series, and quite frankly I think this may have been the best date-rape-drug-related post in the history of Cracked! Look at the terrible things I am proud of! LOOK … Continue reading

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The Five Worst Ideas for the Future of Gaming

A new article is up at Gamespy, detailing the sordid future of gaming. Sorrow Seeds, nose-rape, robo-gaming, brainwashing and rioting hordes of achievement farmers spilling over into real life – it’s pretty much the apocalypse, and you can thank video … Continue reading

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