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Wait, which night?

You know it’s wrong, and immoral, and unsafe, and an all around bastardly thing to do, but honestly now, is there any better feeling than getting a vicious buzz on and coasting down an empty backroad at four in the … Continue reading

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A Life-Changing Seminar on Empowerment, Leadership and Boobs

New column up at Cracked wherein I attend a pentecostal church, because I feel like my place in this world may be more than just cracking jokes and mindless hedonism. It’s like…there’s got to be something more, you know? I … Continue reading

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The Very First Article I Ever Wrote (Kind of Sucks)

EDIT: The Zombie post is locked for a few weeks, but it will be back with all original comments intact before too long. I did this because it is now going up on Cracked! I’m going to rework it a … Continue reading

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Science at the Improv

Here are several things that I thought were pretty interesting, but not really “paragraph” interesting. As such, I have adopted a Night at the Improv Zinger approach. I would say I hope you enjoy it, but honestly, I kind of … Continue reading

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Sweetass Jumps in a Lunar Rover

NASA is designing a new lunar rover, and this time they’re through fucking around. The NASA Chariot is just one potential design for a new lunar rover in the works, intended to serve as the workhorse for a permanent lunar … Continue reading

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The Fallacy of “meh” Comments.

I’m not one for censorship, and so I typically don’t delete even the most insulting comments that show up here. However, there are some I universally dispose of, and I thought this latest exchange might serve to illustrate exactly why … Continue reading

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Lend a Helping…Gun?

I’m assuming you’ve seen this by now. If you haven’t, this is a stem-cell skin gun. It’s being developed by the united states Military, along with a quarter billion dollars’ worth of other medical research, which include projects like an … Continue reading

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