Tag Archives: Video Games

How to Bed Art Majors Using Only Your Knowledge of Video Games

If you’re in college, you are most likely surrounded by attractive members of the opposite sex right now. If you’re reading this website, you are most likely a nerd and they want nothing to do with you. See, college is … Continue reading

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Grand Theft Auto IV: The best, and worst game ever made?

I know I promised to shut up about it, but that is because I lied to you. I lied to you so hard. When I wrote this about Grand Theft Auto, it was more of an impression than a review; … Continue reading

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Grand Theft Auto IV – Halfway to a Conscience?

Every fucking blog post you’re going to read for the next week is about it: Grand Theft Auto IV. But not this one! This one’s about the economy, the pressure facing an increasingly global market, the importance of maintaining low … Continue reading

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It’s like doing Freak Nasty’s Da Dip…with Explosions and Swearing.

Shit, you guys. I am so bad at videogames now. I’m pretty sure I used to be good, but then I had sex, and now it is all gone. When confronted with enemies suddenly appearing before me, my response is … Continue reading

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Xbox Live: Like a frat party where it’s acceptable to shoot everybody in the face.

So I bought an Xbox 360 a couple of weeks ago, and overall I’m pretty happy with it. However, the online multiplayer needs some work. Well, to be fair it’s not the actual service that’s flawed, it’s mankind in general. … Continue reading

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