Monthly Archives: February 2010

If the Internet Wins the Nobel: A Proposed Acceptance Speech

New column up at Cracked, regarding such high-minded concepts as the Noble Peace Prize, the necessity of recognizing abstract concepts even if they do influence the world greatly, the works of Mother Theresa, Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr. and … Continue reading

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The 6 Most Aggressively Ridiculous Benders in Modern History

This week’s column is a collaborative effort with the illustrious Mr. Ian Fortey. It was written entirely by soft firelight, while listening to the subtle compositions of one Frederic Chopin, whilst sampling a variety of seasonal brandies and fine pipe … Continue reading

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8 Amazing Stories of Ninja Failure

New column up at Cracked, regarding the tragic state of the ninja today. A personal anecdote: When I was 19 and coming down from a weekend camping and eating ‘shrooms, I was listening to the radio in my car and … Continue reading

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