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Old Timey Ad Comics

I have this fascination with old timey advertising: I think it’s that unique combination of blatant racism, subtle sexism, and starry-eyed naivete that make these ads such classics. Sure, they’re horrible, rights-violating, politically incorrect testaments to ignorance, but god damn … Continue reading

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What’s Your Zombie Contingency Plan?

All the men (and some women) I know have one thing in common: They have a zombie contingency plan. If the zombies arise tomorrow, everybody has at least a hazy outline of what, exactly, they would do to survive the … Continue reading

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The Very First Article I Ever Wrote (Kind of Sucks)

EDIT: The Zombie post is locked for a few weeks, but it will be back with all original comments intact before too long. I did this because it is now going up on Cracked! I’m going to rework it a … Continue reading

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Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy (It so is.)

Atom is running another feature of mine, and you can find it here: How Listening to Crappy Music Can Literally Kill You They let me pick the topic this time, so it’s a little closer to what you’re used to … Continue reading

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Unclean: What Even Cracked.com Had To Cut From an Article

That last article I wrote for Cracked, 5 Works of Art That Can Probably Kill You, had a bit of difficulty getting approved. The editorial staff decided in their weekly meeting that the concept was too far out there. When … Continue reading

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Support The Cause: Beat That Fucker

Hey all. The next Atomfilms article is up, just click on the banner, the title, or any pictures of kangaroos you may see later in this post. Spring Break Movies You Didn’t Know You Loved These articles are really important … Continue reading

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Caution! Low flying ZINGERS!

What celebrity beef-bucket was recently spotted causing Chaos with his tragic car Crash? This stud-pastry was c-Ryan after the accident and probably wished he hadn’t gone for that last Phillipe at the local gas station, when his fuel tank was … Continue reading

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