Monthly Archives: May 2008

Sex Robot – Finally Nerding Up Foreplay

Meet Lisa, an experimental robot designed by a trio of multimedia artists. In looking at that picture, was your first response “I really want to fuck that?” Congratulations, you are on the cutting edge of advanced robotics! That is precisely … Continue reading

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Robots are even better at being dickheads than we are.

I’m writing an article about the biggest dick moves in robotics for Cracked right now, and there are a few examples that I won’t be including in the final version…but god damn it, the people need to be warned! Not … Continue reading

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You thought 300 was badass?

Art History sucks. I’m not just talking about the classes devoted to its study, or the books regarding its impact, I’m talking about the whole history of art: It sucks. Do you know why? Because of this: Do you see … Continue reading

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How peeing is exactly like Contra.

I’m seriously sick, but still feel duty-bound to update, and so I will. Like all men, I must daily face a gauntlet of adventurous challenges rivaling the deathtraps of Indiana Jones every time I go to the bathroom. Specifically, I’m … Continue reading

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Unclean: What Even Cracked.com Had To Cut From an Article

That last article I wrote for Cracked, 5 Works of Art That Can Probably Kill You, had a bit of difficulty getting approved. The editorial staff decided in their weekly meeting that the concept was too far out there. When … Continue reading

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Christian Media: Finally Judged By Their Own Standards.

Some Christians, predictably, are up in arms again about the audacity of mass media. The release of Grand Theft Auto IV seems to be provoking this most recent stir, but honestly, its always there: There were articles about some Christians … Continue reading

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Grand Theft Auto IV – Halfway to a Conscience?

Every fucking blog post you’re going to read for the next week is about it: Grand Theft Auto IV. But not this one! This one’s about the economy, the pressure facing an increasingly global market, the importance of maintaining low … Continue reading

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