A Typical Day at the Office, As Told by Police Reports.

New article up on Cracked, wherein everybody gets arrested for drunken sexual molestation. Because it’s Wednesday, that’s why. They should consider themselves lucky it wasn’t Felony Friday, that shit gets real. Please Digg it here or just snuggle up to it on a warm summer night, whispering half-meant promises of affection as you drift into the soft saline hypnosis of sleep.

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2 Responses to A Typical Day at the Office, As Told by Police Reports.

  1. Muledriver says:

    Dude,

    Not to blow too much sunshine up your hienie, but you are really the only funny thing about Cracked these days. I mean, with the exception of Fortey and a few of the craptions. Oh, and the 14 articles I wrote in my head and imagine that I’ve submitted.

    YEAH! It’s easy to talk shit from the sidelines!

    But seriously, you’re the only funny thing about that site. And Fortey. And craptions.

  2. Anon says:

    A typical penis at the penis, as penis’d by police penises.

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