Monthly Archives: May 2010

For Dio: The Only Appropriate Tribute

New column up at Cracked, because sometimes the only way to mend a broken heart is to fuse it back together with hellfire. And shit: Let’s not forget that Frank Frazetta died last week too. This is a terrible fucking … Continue reading

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A Probably True Story About a Now Infamous Moron

There’s a new column up at Cracked, and I’ll be honest here: At first you’re going to think it’s incredibly stupid and pointless. And hell – you’d be right. But if you stick with it to the end, it will … Continue reading

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The Meeting That Led to the New JJ Abrams Trailer (Probably)

There’s a new column up at Cracked, where I explore the logic behind the “hot” “new” marketing campaign for J.J. Abrams secret project, Super Eight. Seriously, you guys: The last time he did this was for Cloverfield, and the only … Continue reading

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