Monthly Archives: April 2010

Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Fuck This Lost World

New installment of the Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure series is up on Cracked. In this edition, our protagonist finally sobers up and decides to begin the long and arduous process of rebuilding his life. Or maybe he overdoses on … Continue reading

Posted in Featured | Tagged | 2 Comments

Why Ebert is Wrong: In Defense of Games as Art

There’s a new column up at Cracked, in response to this whole Roger Ebert Vs. Video Games fiasco. I saw a debate long since beaten to the ground, the participants smothered by the press of the crowd, everybody just desperately … Continue reading

Posted in Featured | Tagged | 1 Comment

A Pledge to Conan from the Fans Who Got Him Into This Mess

There’s a new column up at Cracked, where I promise to try to remember to try to support Conan maybe. Also, I shed some light on the oft-overlooked controversy surrounding Jay Leno and George Lopez and the many, many women, … Continue reading

Posted on by | Tagged | Leave a comment

5 Works of Legitimate Mad Science Passed Off as Art

There’s a new feature article of mine up on Cracked today, regarding art, mad science, vagina beams, and suicidal robots – you know, the usual. There’s actually a good amount here pilfered from I Fight Robots (though largely rewritten, of … Continue reading

Posted in Featured | Tagged | 2 Comments

How a Biotech Company Almost Killed the World (With Booze)

Cracked is running a sample chapter from my book today! And I know I’m always whoring myself out (figuratively and one time literally) for Diggs and shares and what not, but obviously this means a whole lot more. You can … Continue reading

Posted in Featured | Tagged , | Leave a comment