Monthly Archives: December 2008

New Cracked column is up here, and you can Digg it here if you have the Digging Sickness. But before reading, be forewarned: If you do not now have balls, you will by the time this is over. Just something … Continue reading

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6 Real Life Supervillains of Christmas

New Cracked column is up here, wherein I accuse Santa Claus of racism, pedophilia, kidnapping, and multiple homicide. Also, semi-nudes of the great pumpkin. Basically, I want to kill your childhood. You can Digg that notion right here, for some … Continue reading

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On the subject of Robots and Abraham Lincoln…

No time for a real update this week, so you will once again have to make do with some mildly hackish sci-fi crap. The Atom blog is on break for the month but will return, in case you were wondering … Continue reading

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New article is up at Atom and you can Digg it here. Now, I don’t want to spoil anything for you, but let’s just say you might want to reconsider your family’s annual post-Christmas naked blood-swim this year.

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7 Images Too Badass To Be Real (That Totally Are.)

New Cracked column is up here, and you can Digg it here if you have the Digging Sickness. But before reading, be forewarned: If you do not now have balls, you will by the time this is over. Just something … Continue reading

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Remodel

Things are messy but should be cleaned up by the weekend. Some older posts may look weird until the redesign is done.

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No more cripple monkeys.

No more cripple monkeys.

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