Monthly Archives: March 2010

A Journey Though the Healthcare Apocalypse

New column up at Cracked that finally tackles the single most over-looked and under-the-radar issue in politics today: Health Care Reform. I know, right?! It’s about time somebody talked about it. Also, there may or may not be time travel, … Continue reading

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EXTRA! Mario Lopez Has No Soul!

My new column is up at Cracked, and in it I reveal the hideous truth about the controversial, the risky, the incredibly relevant Mario Lopez. The uh…the guy who played A.C. Slater on Saved by the Bell? Remember? In all … Continue reading

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Why Crimes Would Never Get Solved at a TV Police Station

There’s a new column up at Cracked, wherein I take on a topical reference with a comedic formula! Here is where I detail my humorous reasons for doing so, then imply that I am a terrible person and a social … Continue reading

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Quantum Leap: The R Rated Version

New column up at Cracked, wherein I explore the delicate complexities of time travel and the amoral nature of the universe, then sodomize a guy with a gin bottle. Digg it here for either A: Science or B: Sodomy. Let … Continue reading

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