Monthly Archives: July 2010

10 Mustache Stereotypes That Must Be Stopped

There’s a new column up at Cracked, concerning the recent, ironic resurgence of the moustache, with terrifying pictures of the horrible consequences. My own moustache makes a guest appearance in this column, insisting it’s only going to crash out on … Continue reading

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M. Night Shyamalan is Making a Trilogy. Of Movies. Really.

New column up at Cracked which, as you may have guessed by the title, is about M. Night Shyamalan’s new trilogy of thrillers. Now, I don’t want to spoil anything… but I absolutely do that a lot of times in … Continue reading

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Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Fuck the Future

New Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure up at Cracked. In this one, we follow the plight of a man who, through poor decision-making skills and the influence of drugs, engages in a wacky adventure that, ultimately, is not what it … Continue reading

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5 Bizarre Real Life Gangs That Put ‘The Warriors’ To Shame

New column up at Cracked, and it might actually help with the disillusionment you’ve been nurturing ever since you first saw Boyz N The Hood and realized that real gangs are not baseball themed samurai with unique flame-based superpowers. Well, … Continue reading

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