So yet another new column has gone live at Cracked today, thus furthering my plans for complete internet domination. It’s mostly about assault, kidnapping, drug-based superpowers, murder, and of course, healthcare reform. If you Digg it right here, you will be spared a grisly death when my ravenous e-hounds come for your city.
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I Fight Robots 
Nice pins!
I know theyre yours…they match your face.
In a non offensive way of course.
I havent seen offensive legs in years. Think they were outlawed back in the ’40s.
War rationing or something.
If my legs ever looked like that, I would cut them so that they might not offend my eyes. I found that picture by googling “dirty hippy” “eugene” “oregon.” No shit.
Brockaway reminds me of the first time i read Hunter S Thompson’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. this article, and the one with bill paxton as the guest star, almost made me choke on my high cholesterol worthless american diet.
thank you robert, for making me slightly crazier than i was 15 minutes ago.
Message: goddamn! i haven’t had a laugh like that in a while. thanks, now i know how to win every debate and how to get every douche bag to shut up when they’re spewing politics. celexa detox!
Subjective superpowers, huh? I need to get some of that shit. Maybe if I try hard enough, I can believe I’m really Ivan Drago.
The university of pheonix is for liars and whores.
I’ll take the frequent Thomspon comparisons as a serious, serious compliment, but I really don’t see it. Aside from the fact that we’re both a little odd and write about drugs frequently, the writing styles and subject matter aren’t similar at all. I’m not offended or anything, but I imagine Thompson would be.