The 3 Most Baffling Fight Scenes in Movie History

There’s a new column up at Cracked here, regarding Jerry Curled mullets eating out knives, cyclical hell-fights where all fists are bullets, and razor Frisbees. It’s like a mad-lib filled out by insanity. You can Digg it here, or you can just YEAAGH OOORAAAA BLLLLAAAARRRK!

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2 Responses to The 3 Most Baffling Fight Scenes in Movie History

  1. Spideycow says:

    The dreaded “Double-eye Hook Gouge,” originally developed from over-confident goths biting off more of the body-piercing burrito than they could chew, has become an anathema of the martial arts movie community, due to its tendency to provoke “He didn’t SEE that coming!” puns. I’m glad to see that these writers have not swung so low yet, although the unnecessary “SEE ya!” will earn them a spot on the guest list in the most popular club in hell.

  2. Finlander says:

    Is it just me, or does that guy in #1 look like Jerry Seinfeld? I dunno, it made the whole thing a lot funnier to watch.

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