5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed).

New article up at Cracked, and it’s kind of a spiritual sequel to “What’s Your Zombie Contingency Plan?” I took everything I learned from doing that article, addressed those concerns, then put in some swear words and references to beastiality, and voila! Here’s a Cracked article. You can read it, sure, but wouldn’t you rather just blindly Digg it? I hear that’s the NEW reading.

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5 Responses to 5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed).

  1. deadlytoque says:

    Also: Rely on anything gas-powered. I live near several oil refineries, and when they were hit with a thunderstorm in August, they shut them down for safety purposes. With the refineries down for less than 12 hours, every small gas station in Southern Alberta ran out of gasoline. We’re talking _nearly every_ fuel station serving about 2.5 million people. If the refineries had been down for a weekend, the whole gas-powered world would’ve ground to a halt.

  2. Muledriver says:

    For some reason this article reminded me of Max Brooks’ World War Z.

  3. Matt Willard says:

    Actually, I was sort of planning on gaining those electricity powers you talked about in your healthcare article and going from there. We seriously need a zombie movie where the protagonist has awesome lightning powers and thunder-punches zombies everywhere. And it DOESN’T turn into Marvel Zombies. Maybe I want a radical and happy ending for once.

  4. deadlytoque says:

    Jesus, Matt, you are insanely correct. Also: a videogame where the hero uses lightning powers to fight zombies.

  5. Matt Willard says:

    That sounds like a game I want. Super-want.

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