The Sociopath’s Guide to Owning and Maintaining Classic Cars

New column up at Cracked, wherein I relay all the little insights I’ve learned in buying and fixing up a classic car so far, and also apparently suffer some sort of emotional breakdown that is partially about my parents, but mostly about the alcohol and poor impulse control. Oh, and like all of my columns, there’s a good chunk of it devoted to stabbing robots in the eyes. Digg it here because you miss your daddy, or because you fucking hate robots. Both are valid reasons.

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