The U.S. Army’s Weed Weapon: A Paranoid But True Conspiracy

This week’s column, up now at Cracked, involves the United States Armed Forces, chemical weapons, marijuana, Wonder Woman arch-nemeses, temporarily gaining complete immunity to fire, strippers getting railed on top of toolbenches, regrets, hippies, and of course, invisible chickens all coming together as one very real, very bizarre clusterfuck funded by your (or more likely, your grandpa’s) tax dollars. Digg it here, or be displaced in time by my weed-gun!

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