The 6 Most Aggressively Ridiculous Benders in Modern History

This week’s column is a collaborative effort with the illustrious Mr. Ian Fortey. It was written entirely by soft firelight, while listening to the subtle compositions of one Frederic Chopin, whilst sampling a variety of seasonal brandies and fine pipe tobaccos. It was a classy affair, throughout, and one well attended to. You may Digg it here, for propriety. Though do be discreet, fellows; a gentleman values discretion above all else.

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7 Responses to The 6 Most Aggressively Ridiculous Benders in Modern History

  1. deadlytoque says:

    The last one is pure comedy gold. If that was yours, then grats. If that was Fortey’s, then, fuck you, Brockway, he’s my new Internet hero.

  2. That was mine. Can you seriously not guess my style? Naked Terminator, Swan Fight and Captain Drugs were me. Fortey’s more about reveling in the awesomely perverse; I’m more about the surreality. Together, we make beautiful music.

  3. deadlytoque says:

    I figured it was. “His status is ‘very drugs'” struck me as you. Swan Fight was also most excellent, and kinda made me happy because fuck swans. I slightly fear them, to be honest.

    Great article for both of yez, regardless of how you divide it up.

  4. Kropanin says:

    ?????????? ??????, ?????? ???????!

  5. Anon says:


  6. Doctor Ichabod says:

    Message: Robert Brockway. The name alone shrivels my balls into a makeshift love canal and leaves me moist and wanting. You sir, are an art form. Also, Fortey is pretty nifty too.

  7. Dougfromdougland says:

    Let he who hath not committed one of these sins cast the first rock, so that I may smoketh it.

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