8 Amazing Stories of Ninja Failure

New column up at Cracked, regarding the tragic state of the ninja today. A personal anecdote: When I was 19 and coming down from a weekend camping and eating ‘shrooms, I was listening to the radio in my car and heard them report that Central Park ninja story from #1. Up until the writing of this article, I always thought I was tripping and made it up. My friend Brandon was in the car with me and heard it too but, y’know… ‘shrooms. He didn’t believe it was real either. Screaming “there’s an Oregon ninja in Central Park!” had about as much validity as me screaming “we’re all Gummi Bears!” the night before. But now we meet again! Digg it for kismet!

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2 Responses to 8 Amazing Stories of Ninja Failure

  1. deadlytoque says:

    You will learn to fear M. Lafortune! Il est un tueur!

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