Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Dragon Ass and Takin’ Names

New column up at Cracked, wherein I completely ignore potential lawsuits and retarded threats from a company that’s two decades past irrelevant and should frankly be thankful that one person even remembers them…in order to make jokes about dongs. The uh…the nobility of the act loses a little something along the way. Digg it here for misguided causes!

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