How to Get Your Screenplay Read (Using Physical Violence)

New column up at Cracked, and all you aspiring screenwriters out there take note, because this is how the magic is made: With kidnapping, fraud and assault. Seriously, it’s the fuel that Hollywood runs on. Literally the only reason Clark Gable got the lead in Gone With The Wind is because he abducted Victor Fleming from the Public House and repeatedly whacked him in the balls with a wet rope. Digg for little known facts!

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One Response to How to Get Your Screenplay Read (Using Physical Violence)

  1. Couzin Vinny says:

    You are truly a god among men. I salute you.

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