My Field Trip to the Large Hadron Collider

New column up at Cracked, regarding my rather poor understanding of advanced physics, my very poor understanding of journalistic integrity, and my unfathomably poor understanding of sexual misconduct laws. Also, I guess I owe Sweden like eight billion dollars in damages now, so if you all could Digg the article here I could sure use the ad revenue. Oh, I’m also stealing ad revenue from my employer now (in case that last part confused you).

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One Response to My Field Trip to the Large Hadron Collider

  1. Couzin Vinny says:

    I laughed so hard during this article, my girlfriend started doubting my sanity…
    Good stuff. Also, can you teach me your fighting moves? I have a deathmatch with the International Space Station in 2 weeks.

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