The 5 Least Sexy Products Money Can Buy = One Terrifying Date

New article up at Cracked addressing some very important issues: Haven’t you ever wanted to smell like a giant squid-monster from beyond time? Haven’t you ever wondered what it’s like to be inside a dildo going sixty miles an hour? Haven’t you ever wondered what it’s like to have your saliva explode? No? Well, people are making that stuff anyway, and girls don’t seem to find it sexy. Digg it here so it seems worth it when I go to jail for mind-rape.

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5 Responses to The 5 Least Sexy Products Money Can Buy = One Terrifying Date

  1. Kyle Irion says:

    Message: This is so much shit
    I don’t do this haiku stuff
    Or maybe I do.

    THERE GOD DAMN.

  2. Kyle Irion says:

    Message:Damn it. I forgot the GI Joe part. Try this.

    Grenades are the best
    But knowing is way better
    It’s half the battle.

    There’s your GI Joe Haiku. I feel so dirty.

  3. frances says:

    Message:I want to bang the commenter above.

  4. Robert says:

    Well done sir, you are now linked. Always remember the filthiness you feel now, and let it help you to know your place in the world.

  5. Andrew Escano says:

    Message:
    I saw GI Joe
    Your mom was topping him off.
    Refrigerator.

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