5 Amazing New Inventions (That Will Doom Humanity)

I’ve got a new article up at Cracked, regarding the Utopian shape we will all surely carve our grandiose future into, as well as the horrible consequences we will pay for our arrogance. You know: Same old, same old. Digg it if you dig the end of humanity!

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2 Responses to 5 Amazing New Inventions (That Will Doom Humanity)

  1. niceguyted says:

    If we’re going to find some green alien sweetness in space, I’d like to put my order in for one of the hot green chicks with whom Kirk was getting it on in the new Star Trek movie (Uhura’s roommate).

    Are you listening Santa? (‘Cause you know that fucker’s probably already got a warp drive on HIS sled.)

  2. Robert says:

    Great! And with every pre-order you also get that slutty Vulcan whose only reason for existing was to get naked in every episode.

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