The 5 Most Badass Things Ever Done By Jungle Cats

There’s a new article up at Cracked which details the many fine and subtle ways that great cats are fuckin’ metal. It’s truly a controversial thesis; one which requires the hand of a metaphorical surgeon to coax from obscurity into the cold, hard light of reason. Also, there’s Ronnie James Motherfuckin’ Dio and a chainsaw! Digg it or face the Lion Dromes.

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7 Responses to The 5 Most Badass Things Ever Done By Jungle Cats

  1. kathrynx says:

    Message:
    Robert, darling,
    I’m insanely in love with your awesomely metal \m/ wit. Ok, maybe not love – but definately lust. Yes. Lust. I want to hump your face… in the middle of a fucking Lion Drome. While the metal ass lion rides shotgun on a chopper, & watches.

  2. Fortesque says:

    If you crush Brockway’s face I will be sad.
    I want popcorn now. Damn you.

  3. kathrynxo says:

    no no no, not crush, hump.

    I’m certainly not large enough to crush a face with humping… unless that face were made of marshmallow fluff or this bowl of popcorn that you cant have.

    that’s right. damn me.

  4. Robert says:

    Somebody’s got problems differentiating between lust and rage!

    And for once it’s not me!

    Oh, wait…no. No, it’s still me. FUCKPUNCH YOU.

  5. kathrynxo says:

    Huh…
    I just decided that rage is more metal than lust.

    FUCKPUNCH ME BABY!

  6. Dougfromdougland says:

    When will the fuckpunching stop?!!!!!

  7. Couzin Vinny says:

    NO MORE FUCKPUNCHING! Metal as it may be, I suggest PELVIC RAMMING!

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