Five Terrifying Robot Animals

New blog up at Atom, where everything you hate about nature finally gets combined with everything you fear about robots. Thanks, Emperor of Terror and your unstoppable army of robo-spiders! Digg it before OH FUCK THE ROBOT TIGERS ARE HERE CALL THE AU-

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5 Responses to Five Terrifying Robot Animals

  1. Steven says:

    Holy shit Robert! Make fun of this:
    If I had that I would be punching him and shouting fuck a lot.

  2. Steven says:

    Oh yeah, that fire horse was scary as hell.

  3. Steven says:

    That thing is supposed to be like a super-tomagachi, so I would do what I always do with my Tamagachis: starve it and yell at it when it asks for food.

  4. Robert says:


    I would make fun of Milo and Kate, but it’s Peter Molyneux. Everything to make fun of has been done before. He’s been promising virtual reality on every single game he’s ever done, and at best he delivers an interactive petting simulator for a giant retarded lions (fuck you, Black & White.)

  5. Skoos says:

    Peter Molyneux is a Narcissist who makes God Games in which you get to be in a position to torture helpless creatures and people.

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