The Hoverboard Lie: How Back to the Future Ruined Childhood

New Cracked column up dealing with an issue near and dear to my heart: Murdering the bastard responsible for telling everybody that hoverboards were real, just too dangerous to sell. I found out who he is, and what the nearest approximation of a hoverboard is, so that we can use the latter to beat the former to death. Digg it here if you support this drastic overreaction.

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One Response to The Hoverboard Lie: How Back to the Future Ruined Childhood

  1. Anon says:

    Oh, alright.

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