I have this fascination with old timey advertising: I think it’s that unique combination of blatant racism, subtle sexism, and starry-eyed naivete that make these ads such classics. Sure, they’re horrible, rights-violating, politically incorrect testaments to ignorance, but god damn does that rich, chocolatey Ovaltine look delicious! So anyway, I started collecting any halfway decent old timey ad I could find and, like I do with basically everything, I took it upon myself to make them so, so much worse. Keep in mind I didn’t change any of the copy for these things, I just added my own. The rest of that comedy is pure ’50s bile.