The Evolution of the Vampire Mythos: From Trannies to Twilight

New article up at Atom, explaining why today’s vampires are genteel aristocrats with emo haircuts, as opposed to their original form: Fat, purple transvestites that ate plague. You can Digg it here, and help me ruin goth’s sex lives all across the world.

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3 Responses to The Evolution of the Vampire Mythos: From Trannies to Twilight

  1. 9toes says:

    You’re probably already aware, but the Vamp article was thrown up on Fark.

    Catch ya later!

    ~Toes

  2. steven.seib@yahoo.com says:

    How could they bury people in Venice? It’s concrete and water.

  3. Robert says:

    9toes,

    I saw that: It did okay, I guess. Better than nothing. Thanks though!

    Seib,

    That…is actually a good point. What the fuck are you doing making good points?

    Anyway, I guess they meant crypts? Though I snagged the term ‘mass grave’ and ‘unearthed’ straight from the source…

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