7 Images Too Badass To Be Real (That Totally Are.)

New Cracked column is up here, and you can Digg it here if you have the Digging Sickness. But before reading, be forewarned: If you do not now have balls, you will by the time this is over. Just something to keep your significant other apprised of, that’s all…

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6 Responses to 7 Images Too Badass To Be Real (That Totally Are.)

  1. JD says:

    Uh… that lion is on a horse. Not pouncing on. No no. Riding on. So it will not have lost energy chasing you.

  2. Robert says:

    This is true – also, horses are faster and can run for much longer than lions.

    AND…maybe my physics are off here, but if the lion starts running while he’s on the horse – that’s like twice the speed! So if a horse can do 35MPH and a lion can do 25MPH, that mounted horse-lion can do approximately 600MPH!

    Math is whatever you want it to be!

    Oh wait – that’s imagination.

  3. Muledriver says:

    Dude, I haven’t read Cracked yet but that Atom article on Shark Jesus was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.

  4. J. Swift says:

    you are my new favorite writer.

  5. Robert says:

    Aw…shucks. Now I’m all bashful.

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