11 Responses to Science, Lasers, Lightning, Ronnie James Dio: My blog just exploded.

  1. Chad says:

    bad. ass.

  2. deadlytoque says:

    Best blog post I’ve read in a looong time. Fuck, science is hardcore!

  3. Paul says:

    This seems infinitely more efficient than sacrificing oxen and burning their entrails for Zeus in hopes that he will strike one’s enemies down with lightning and terrify them with thunder. Way to go science!

  4. Brett says:

    I wonder what kind of sandwiches hardcore metal scientists eat… It’s probably comprised of metal shards and deflowered virgins… in you know… sandwich form.

  5. James says:

    What kind of hypothesis did they have that required punching the everloving fuck out of the sky with a death ray to prove?

  6. deadlytoque says:

    Brett >> I suspect that the scientists probably eat sandwiches not unlike the one made in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz_6k-FaXk8

  7. Robert says:

    Paul, do you realize that we command the lightning, now? If I was that scientist, that would be my title. My nametag would read:

    Prof. Science
    Commander of Lightning

  8. Robert says:

    James, I think you have it backwards. I think punching the everloving fuck out of the sky was the hyopthesis, the laser was the experiment.

    “I would like to secure funding in order to attempt to beat up the skies above.”
    “How do you propose to do this?”
    “Giant laser.”
    “Here you go, Prof. Danzig. Best of luck.”

  9. dgrub says:

    the only thing that could make this more awesome is if it involved a werewolf and molten tungsten .

  10. Pooky B says:

    or malt liquor, diesel fuel, and 400 pounds of raw meat

  11. Black Mamba says:

    Message:
    Them scientists might command lightning – ME can summon thunderrrrrrrr…… *muahahwhawhawharrgh*

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