So I bought an Xbox 360 a couple of weeks ago, and overall I’m pretty happy with it. However, the online multiplayer needs some work. Well, to be fair it’s not the actual service that’s flawed, it’s mankind in general. And it’s not so much “flawed” as it is “entirely fucked to the gills with assholes.”
Seriously, if you guys want to know why everybody hates Americans, put on your embarrassing Pretend Flight Commander headset and listen for three minutes. The reason will become painfully clear just seconds before you black out from the painful inter-cranial hate-hemorrhaging. Your average gamer might log on, check the time, turn the volume down a bit, and settle in for a quick, entertaining game. The Xbox Live guy logs on, checks his wireless headset to make sure the volume is turned up as loud as possible, flips his thesaurus to the dog-eared entry on “homosexual,” licks his lips and begins another zealous, thunderous sermon against a world of faggots, retards, and fagtards. I can only presume that he sees, every time he logs on, something akin to this:
So, do any of you have Xbox 360s? Do you play online? Do you consider faggot to be unacceptable substitute for any and all pronouns? You should hit me up. My ID is “brockwar.” I mostly play Team Fortress 2 and Call of Duty 4 right now, but I have Gamefly and I’ll check something out if it’s recommended strongly enough and with a sufficient number of exclamation points.