I have a question, internet.
Is it possible to have Tourette’s for a person? Like normal people may have a crush on someone, can you just really have Tourette’s for like, one specific dude? Say, a Real Estate Broker? On the North Side? Who advertises mostly on bus stop benches?
Is that a thing? A thing that you can have? A Tourette’s Crush? Because if it’s not, I guess I just really love Real Estate Brokering passionately. And that’s a fucking stupid thing to love.
Here, maybe it’s not just me. Maybe the name itself is really just a kickass battlecry that you can’t resist screaming. You try it. Put on your best, guttural man-voice and growl out “BILLY GRIPPO!!! BILLY GRIPPOOOOOO!!!
Did you do it? Awesome, now can you record it and post it on YouTube, so that the next time I Tourette out Billy Grippo at a bus stop I can tell everybody I’m just cleverly referencing an internet fad, and not simply being the complete retard that I so clearly am?