If you’ve never made out to professional wrestling commentary, I just cannot recommend it highly enough. Personally, I suggest WWE’s Smackdown! It works for both sexes equally well. There is simply nothing else on this earth to make you feel like one sexually devastating motherfucker.
“He’s coming through here LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN!”
“He’s really giving a pounding now!”
“YOU’RE GONNA FEEL THAT IN THE MORNING!!!”
This must be what Billy Dee Williams feels like every night.
“Baby, you’re gonna feel this in the morning.”