-How To: Cook a Death-Metal Omelette-
1. Choose preferred Death Metal and play album at loudest volume.
2. Melt 1 tablespoon butter over medium heat in mid-size, non stick pan or skillet.
4. Crack 2 eggs into small bowl, add 1 tablespoon water, dash of lemon juice (if available)
5. Whisk eggs until uniform in color, add to pan.
6. Swirl pan, coating walls with egg mixture.
7. Let cook until base is firm, and egg is pulling away from sides of pan.
8. Swirl pan again, re-coating walls.
9. Add filling, cook until warmed.
10. Slide omelette from pan onto plate, fold sides over the center.
11. FUCK IT TO DEATH. FUCK IT TO DEATH!
FUCK IT TO DEATH!!!