Serve with emo pancakes – they cry syrup tears.

-How To: Cook a Death-Metal Omelette-

1. Choose preferred Death Metal and play album at loudest volume.
2. Melt 1 tablespoon butter over medium heat in mid-size, non stick pan or skillet.
4. Crack 2 eggs into small bowl, add 1 tablespoon water, dash of lemon juice (if available)
5. Whisk eggs until uniform in color, add to pan.
6. Swirl pan, coating walls with egg mixture.
7. Let cook until base is firm, and egg is pulling away from sides of pan.
8. Swirl pan again, re-coating walls.
9. Add filling, cook until warmed.
10. Slide omelette from pan onto plate, fold sides over the center.
11. FUCK IT TO DEATH. FUCK IT TO DEATH!

FUCK IT TO DEATH!

FUCK IT TO DEATH!!!

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4 Responses to Serve with emo pancakes – they cry syrup tears.

  1. marcusdemitre says:

    they are really sicked men

  2. StoatLad says:

    I think I actually wound up at this post after an image search for…..something? Anyway, massive deja vu, followed by an egg craving are the end result.

  3. Max says:

    I wasn’t exactly sure where this was going, and then I came upon step eleven and shot water out my nose. When was the last time I drank water? Who the fuck drinks water anyways? Huh.

  4. Robert says:

    That’s some third world shit, Max. Git yourself some Brawndo.

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